public class Staff {
public Employee evanlou() {
return new Employee(
"Evan Lou",
"Student",
"Very Lazy and Procrastinates",
"lazy_cat.png",
"A lazy cat"
);
}
public Employee rairai77() {
return new Employee(
"Raahil Jain",
"Student",
"Sleepy",
"snorlax.png",
"A snorlax sitting"
);
}
public Employee lwang42() {
return new Employee(
"Lawrence Wang",
"Student",
"Better than Ataberk at Tennis",
"hobbes.jpg",
"Hobbes"
);
}
public Employee mehulc() {
return new Employee(
"Mehul Chaudhari",
"Student",
"Eating",
"snoopy.jpg",
"just snoopy."
);
}
public Employee xckevin(){
return new Employee(
"Kevin",
"Bro",
"chill dude",
"kevin.jpg",
"Photo"
);
}
public Employee ayildiz(){
return new Employee(
"Ataberk",
"Funny guy",
"Hasn't slept in days",
"ataberk.png",
"Go Dawgs"
);
}
public Employee ank05(){
return new Employee(
"Ankhita",
"Student",
"Studying",
"ankhita.png",
"smiley"
);
}
public Employee ikshitas(){
return new Employee(
"Ikshita",
"Student",
"Tired",
"sunset.png",
"sunset"
);
}
public Employee faangPup() {
return new Employee(
"Steve",
"Company Pup",
"Provides Moral Support",
"pup.jpg",
"the goodest boi"
);
}
public Employee cjobes() {
return new Employee(
"Colton",
"Lead Naps Analyst",
"What do you mean I'm not valuable to the company?",
"colton.jpg",
"Colton smiling with a forest in the background"
);
}
public Employee mxw() {
return new Employee(
"Matt",
"candy thrower",
"tired",
"matt.png",
"matt smiling in front of a polka-dotted wall."
);
}
public Employee antonio6() {
return new Employee(
"Antonio",
"Teaching Assistant",
"Tries to help",
"void.jpg",
"My favorite plushie void the demodog chillin on the floor"
);
}
public Employee idelong() {
return new Employee(
"Ian",
"Bug Creator",
"Makes lots of bugs",
"alpaca.jpg",
"Alpaca with dandelion hair"
);
}
public Employee pbui27() {
return new Employee(
"Peter",
"Janitor",
"cleaning up code",
"pbui27.jpg",
"Peter as a baby"
);
}
public Employee evanmao() {
return new Employee(
"Evan",
"Living well",
"Things that pay well",
"handsomeMe.jpg",
"I am very disappointed in this photo"
);
}
public Employee agummadi() {
return new Employee(
"Arya",
"Student",
"studies",
"arya.png",
"just an image"
);
}
public Employee tuongcat() {
return new Employee(
"Cat",
"student",
"studies",
"panda.jpg",
"panda icon"
);
}
public Employee kgrao() {
return new Employee(
"Rao",
"Student",
"studies",
"rao.jpg",
"A dog!"
);
}
public Employee isaacwu() {
return new Employee(
"Isaac",
"Programmer",
"Can I go to sleep now?",
"icon.jpeg",
"angrily studying"
);
}
public Employee aamangus() {
return new Employee(
"Anthony",
"Student",
"studies",
"Discord Chicken.PNG",
"funny chicken"
);
}
public Employee noahhuck() {
return new Employee(
"Noah",
"CEO",
"does nothing",
"noahh.png",
"A color inverted image of the employee"
);
}
public Employee tshukl() {
return new Employee(
"Tanjal",
"Student",
"Cries",
"redpanda.jpg",
"A special panda"
);
}
public Employee kesach() {
return new Employee(
"Keshav",
"Procrastinator",
"I'm hungry",
"keshav.jpg",
"a swig of chai"
);
}
public Employee dhvbnl() {
return new Employee (
"Dhruv",
"tech student",
"breaking things that work, making things that break",
"dhvbnl.jpg",
"pillow representing dhruv"
);
}
public Employee yixuan19() {
return new Employee (
"Yixuan",
"Student",
"Slackin",
"Goomba.jpg",
"Shaaaaaaaaark"
);
}
public Employee skutty() {
return new Employee(
"Sriram",
"Student",
"sleeping",
"cake.jpg",
"cake"
);
}
public Employee akhils22(){
return new Employee(
"Akhil",
"Professional Wii Tennis Player",
"I love water",
"goal.jpg",
"lewangoalski with a legendary kick"
);
}
public Employee swangsam(){
return new Employee(
"Samuel",
"Student",
"runs",
"sephiroth.png",
"sephiroth"
);
}
public Employee erinsong() {
return new Employee(
"Erin",
"Student",
"Sleeps",
"sleep.jpg",
"Brown-haired girl slumped over a desk"
);
}
public Employee lq22() {
return new Employee(
"Audrey",
"Student",
"Want to sleep",
"sleeping.jpg",
"A grey cat tring to sleep on the bed"
);
}
public Employee uwzhuohu() {
return new Employee(
"Anchor",
"Student",
"Crazy about using vim",
"vim.jpg",
"I spent hours to figure out how to connect vscode with ece linux and then failed..."
);
}
public Employee tyzhou05() {
return new Employee(
"Tony",
"Student",
"I work at Crags in the IMA! Come say hi on Friday nights :)",
"tonyclimbing.jpg",
"Me climbing last May at my high school"
);
}
public Employee kirupang() {
return new Employee(
"Kirupa",
"Student",
"I'm tired",
"park.jpg",
"A nice park"
);
}
public Employee jungjj() {
return new Employee(
"Jaden",
"Student",
"I'm tired",
"JungPT.jpg",
"Jaden during PT"
);
}
public Employee zhanczyc() {
return new Employee(
"Zachary",
"Student",
"I'm sleepy",
"tree.jpg",
"tree"
);
}
public Employee sluong05() {
return new Employee(
"Steven",
"Student",
"I work at Sizzle and Crunch! Come say hi!",
"Tennis.jpg",
"Tennis racket and balls"
);
}
public Employee shen824() {
return new Employee(
"Yixiang",
"Student",
"tired",
"sea.jpg",
"sea"
);
}
public Employee robertdl(){
return new Employee(
"Robert Luiten",
"Vice Assistant Chair of the Faang Executive Money-Making Board.",
"I don't really know what my job is and nobody pays me.",
"robheadshot.png",
"Robert's Professional Headshot"
);
}
public Employee cleahw() {
return new Employee (
"Cleah",
"Student",
"I play basketball!",
"ocean_sunset.jpg",
"Sun setting behind ocean"
);
}
public Employee ryroz() {
return new Employee(
"Ryan",
"Student",
"tired",
"blackscreen.jpg",
"a black screen"
);
}
public Employee alimj5() {
return new Employee(
"Ali",
"Student",
"Tranquil",
"Anime_Chopper_Skypia.jpg",
"Chopper from One Piece looking surprised"
);
}
public Employee yangsam() {
return new Employee(
"Samantha",
"Student",
"I'm tired",
"flower.jpg",
"Pink roses under the blue sky"
);
}
public Employee ronnye(){
return new Employee(
"Ronny",
"Student",
"Ready for break",
"sleepy_dog.jpg",
"Sleepy dog"
);
}
public Employee avaish(){
return new Employee(
"Anya",
"Student",
"drinks a lot of chai",
"monkey.jpg",
"a sleeping monkey"
);
}
public Employee jc383() {
return new Employee(
"Janelle",
"Student",
"Loves pets",
"ski.png",
"Person skiing"
);
}
public Employee spzappa() {
return new Employee(
"Sam",
"Student",
"just failed a midterm",
"stickman.png",
"stick man"
);
}
}